Margaret

peppa pig stan account

[Margaret @margareteilish]

The bachelorette producers putting Dale and Bennett on the same group date

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Some things just have inexplicable bad vibes and Amazon storefronts are one of those things

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I just sat at work for a whole 2.5 hours before realizing I didn’t blend my concealer at all so it’s just sitting in dots all over my face and NO ONE SAID ANYTGING TO ME

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Biggest shock of the white hot documentary was finding out that not only did teddy Roosevelt and Abercrombie exist at the same time but he was also their target audience

[Margaret @margareteilish]

This is a really brave thing for me to say but I do not like goldendoodles

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Men say women aren’t funny and then they repost this tweet every 2-3 months as if it is their own

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I think the most evil thing that has come from capitalism is that people tweet/comment on social media as brands and make the brands seem human and then you wanna use the product more

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I didn’t watch the season finale of euphoria yet but based on the spoilers I’ve seen I don’t think it’s even worth watching !

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Feel so bad for Starbucks workers, I just listened to a barista say “snoop dogg I have you’re venti hot chocolate with sweet cream cold foam”

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Someone should make an elf on the shelf horror movie I don’t trust that thing

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Just found a dead fruit fly in my olaplex. Material gworl

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes dealing with men really is like trying to gain the trust of a wild animal like u have to approach them so slowly, can’t make direct eye contact, one wrong move and they’re running off into oncoming traffic

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I dOnT cArE aBoUt YoUr SpOtIfY wRaPpED pls there is so much negativity in the world let me have this one thing

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Cancel me for this but Kevin from Home Alone is the least likable child ever

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I Drink Wine (Adele’s Version) (From the Vault)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Adele reveals to Rolling Stone that “I Drink Wine” from her new album ‘30’ was originally 15 minutes long.

“Unfortunately, she was told to cut it down to around six. “[The label] was like, ‘Listen, everyone loves you, but no one’s playing a 15-minute song on radio.'”

[prance @bocxtop]

the worst thing u can do is turn 23

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Can’t explain why but I just turned 23 and i feel like now I fully understand Caroline Calloway like it is just now clicking we are all just Caroline Calloway

[Margaret @margareteilish]

I think Kim Kardashian would spontaneously combust if she had to step foot on Staten Island

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Thank god it’s November bc I actually can only study listening to the Nutcracker score and now I feel less weird about it

[Margaret @margareteilish]

@diana_farnham_ Yes you get it

[Margaret @margareteilish]

Having a really really really runny nose should be grounds for skipping class like name something worse than sitting in class in a mask w snot dripping down ur face but u can’t fix it bc u can’t remove ur mask