Margaux Madeleine

sassy & gassy

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Concept: restaurant called Bald. Everyone is bald so if there is hair in your food, it is yours

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Every time I think about what lobsters have to go thru for ppl to eat them I sob plz never eat lobster everyone it’s torture

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Wish i could smack a broom on my ceiling to shut up the neighbors without them clearly knowing where it came from

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

I hope @ANTMVH1 NEVER ENDS

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

@hulu I need the new seasons of RHONY and Project Runway up pronto. Also the current ANTM cycle as it comes out please. Thanks babe, love u

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

https://t.co/eNs5NnwJ7K happy new year send me cold hard cash thnx

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

@DannyDeVito thanks for being u

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

@moby_dickhead I hope 4 ur sake ur making this all up but if ur not why the shit have u spent another moment living there

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Honestly I think @DannyDeVito should be the only celebrity.

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

@TheFamlyJules Jules u look amazing omg

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Not All Dads ™

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

I wonder what the Tour de France would seem like to aliens who knew nothing about humans

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Like at least that way I'm kind of in control of my own demise, you know? I should stop tweeting abt this now bc I think Ima go for it

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

truth be told I think I'm gonna change career paths & just live out my bank robber life & die young & I'll probably still have a lot of fun

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

@vroombird Oh right duh lol forgot I went to school for that

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

hi tell me what day job i should get

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I don't know about you but I plan on staring directly at the sun

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

I just saw a man walking a beagle, wearing a shirt that said The Beagles and with four lil beagles walking in a row like The Beatles

[Margaux Madeleine @margauxmad]

Spent the last hour taking "what kind of witch are you" quizzes