marge

give em the ol ✨ rãżžłę dåźzłē ✨

[Carlos Latuff @LatuffCartoons]

Say bye bye to the "land of the free"...
#DictatorTrump
@MintPressNews

[Leah Proksch @leah_cassady]

THIS. @realDonaldTrump #DictatorTrump

[alecbenjamin @AlecBenjamin]

if it weren’t for FaceTime I’d probably go insane

[◌ @cocomkan]

I don’t dress up for boys.I dress up to stare at my reflection as I walk by store windows

[marge @marge1442]

me when any minor inconvenience happens in my life

[Chelsea @chelllsea72]

i’ve never been happier in my whole life. i never got the chance to see @MotleyCrue and i’m such a massive fan, especially since i’m only 15😂i just hope they come to the uk 🙏🏽🙏🏽@NikkiSixx @MrTommyLand @mrmickmars @thevinceneil #mötleycrüeisback

[Noa Sixx @SixxNoa]

Can't believe we can still see these guys 😍#mötleycrüeisback

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

theres 3.8 billion woman on this planet so why isn’t it clean yet?

[MMMHardnHeavy @MMMHardnHeavy]

The band are back together and we have @MotleyCrue taking over @MMMHardnHeavy this Friday, playing #DrFeelgood in full at midday. Listen on DAB radio and the Triple M App and catch up: https://t.co/BDQIv38iT3 #motleycrue @NikkiSixx @motleycruefans #nikkisixx #tommylee #hardnheavy

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Trollfoot 1919

[marge @marge1442]

deadass

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

kids be like “watch this” then do a jump and spin wasting my fucking time

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

dunno who this caitlyn is but she’s the only half decent bird on im a celeb this year. would shag

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

son just got home. noticed his eyes were red. asked him why. he told me it’s cos he’d been smoking weed. called him a lying prick and said it’s cos you’ve been crying that you’re a little ginger cunt

[marge @marge1442]

if elvis presley is the king of rock and roll, freddie mercury is the queen.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

apparently using the staff hand book to make a roach for my spliff is a waste of work resources. been put on unpaid leave. fuckin pissed off.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

on bus. heard lad say “hey siri”. lent over shoulder and shouted “search midget bbw porn”. siri searches. lads face drops. he turns to me. says cheers for this. pressed bell and got off at next stop. not sure if he was pissed off or if he’s going to crack one out.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

bonfire night. decided to strap my youngins teddy to a rocket. tears flooding down face as i lit fuse. it goes up. stuffing comes down. bairns blaring. neighbour pipes up. calls me a disgrace. lit fountain. launched it towards her house. police on route. going into hiding. sick.

[laura duncan🧸 @lauraduncann1]

aw man, i miss the days when i had zero issues🥺🙂

[marge @marge1442]

fucking bitchass 😑