Maggie Gorman

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@magzzzzs I feel like “pawtograph” would be more correct but I want it regardless

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I see that you are on the job and presidential, as always.

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc Live love beans

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc My favorite part about this is that she had replied “nice” and then thought twice and decided she needed a stronger adjective. How boolin’

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yup.

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@magzzzzs Back at you sista!!

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

one of the worst parts about going back to school is the constant hunger. how dare class get in the way of my constant summer snacking.

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

My high school self is screaming bc senior year of college FINALLY has one of my professors using Kahoot

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

“But how are we going to pay for the Space Force?”

Oh wait sorry - we only ask that when it comes to healthcare, education, and saving the planet.

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc Mustache creds

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@LeslieScheurer “Do you not have Ticonderoga pencils?”

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

When you’re the prez but don’t even know the most basic information....like the year this was created....which was 2012.....which is after 2011. https://t.co/meuS8LDdTD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Republicans want to fix DACA far more than the Democrats do. The Dems had all three branches of government back in 2008-2011, and they decided not to do anything about DACA. They only want to use it as a campaign issue. Vote Republican!

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc If she wouldn’t delete all my comments on Instagram there would be a lot more to show

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

Someone just asked their friend how they were doing. They replied:
“I am here, perpendicular to the ground, and breathing.”

I have never heard such an appropriate response.

[CNN @CNN]

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian Bible https://t.co/DhBDWkbIaz

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@jillianraeee4 Barely

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc You still eat Taco Bell 3 times a week. No you’re not.

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

@theashtrebloc @LeslieScheurer You pay her I’ll eat them

[Maggie Gorman @marge_gormann]

4 weeks until thanksgiving 4 weeks until thanksgiving 4 weeks until thanksgiving 4 weeks until thanksgiving plz come faster I am dying here