Maria Isberg

My bad Mr.Ballam 3

[Maria Isberg @maria79456]

"Tbh everybody's group name at our school are the most unoriginal and stupid things. Get your shit straight #nashe" - Seamus

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.
If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you..

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Hakuna Ma'Vodka

It means no memories

for the rest of ur night