Maria Thompson

it’s only awkward if you make it awkward

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in…

- GREENS!
- Greens!
- Nothing but greens!
- Parsley
- Peppers
- Cabbages
- Celery
- Asparagus
- Watercress
- Fiddlefern
- Lettuce

[. @CGISMOTHER]

once again the season has been ruined because you guys vote for your favorite islanders and not the actual good couples #loveislandusa

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[$ @aliyahvallen]

yes and i think more politicians should be younger & ethnically diverse. america is exactly in the state it’s in bc of OLD WHITE politicians

[richie 🌌 @hiyarich]

feeling extremely parental towards him rn

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Get me to God’s country

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

sometimes when the weather gets warmer I get tricked and start acting like I have more money in the bank

[ɔɔɔᴉʌɔᴉʅs @_SlicVic_]

☹️

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

finally, some good news

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

We’re in Hell

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

tiktok banned, rednote down, trump about to be in office, my ex still alive. CAN LIFE GET ANY WORSEEEE

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs
In- smiling more
In- making new friends
In- learning big words

Out- rocks