Maria Pane

she/her. imma writer person, people call me toast. probably allergic to the decor. opinions are my own.

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

*walks into a bar*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: PLAY CLOSING TIME

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@paige2o_ Noooo

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@paige2o_ @red10meg You look so cute and southern

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@paige2o_ Noo

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@jamiattenberg Yay!!!

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@emocatholic Omg

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@paige2o_ Omg paige still cute !

[City Books @citybookspgh]

RETWEET if you think Taylor should stop at City Books before her show next week. (We are only an 8 minute walk from the Stadium.) #TaylorSwift #Pittsburgh

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

**slams laptop shut** time to eat apple pie ala mode for dinner

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@RehumanizeAimee Aw Domino

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@paige2o_ Uhhh so cute

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@endorphinique I like my calpack carry on! I feel like it holds a lot and mine has the laptop sleeve which is really nice

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@morghancyr I’m disgusted

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@RehumanizeAimee Praying

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@fanny__devito Omg i liked that creator before this and now I’m like wtf!!! This is so inhumane

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@alexventi95 Omg girl!

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Today, I'm announcing I will not issue any execution warrants during my term as Governor.

When one comes to my desk, I will sign a reprieve every time — and I’m asking the General Assembly to send me a bill abolishing the death penalty in Pennsylvania once and for all.

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

THREAD: Photos, videos, and news reports about the train derailment and toxic chemical release in East Palestine, Ohio.

This may be the largest environmental disaster in U.S. history.

🧵👇

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

YES to having a woman who’s visibly pregnant again nine months after having her last baby slay it at the Super Bowl

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@RehumanizeAimee The weather in PGH is not helping 🥶🙏🏻

[Maria Pane @maria_pane]

@bugsmaytrix Weird delusion that people have normal living situations where they reside in one household and such at all times… ugh