Maria

Happy looks good on you ✨

[Maria @maria_toca]

I wish I was witty in the moment… I’m real witty a couple hours after the convo tho!

[Maria @maria_toca]

So many doors closing. Only means more are about to open

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The last five years, explained

[Maria @maria_toca]

Someone told me “you worry too much. I honestly don’t know how you live with that everyday”. So. Slightly worried about that now.

[Maria @maria_toca]

Make sourdough

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

It's almost the end of the year. Tell me your super low stakes goals for 2024. Nothing work related or exercise related. I want to know a thing you want to do that totally doesn't matter but would be nice.

[Maria @maria_toca]

Every fall/winter I’m convinced I’m meant to live by a warm beach

[Nick Fitz @NicholasFitzpa3]

To think we won’t ever be able to see them all together again is beyond heartbreaking 💔 rip Matthew Perry

[Maria @maria_toca]

I looked hot today and no one saw except my kids and that’s the story of a sahm.

Jk I’m just hormonal.

[Maria @maria_toca]

I love the word “yeet”

[Maria @maria_toca]

I love that my Brazilian waxer gets this excited to wax me. The only energy I’ll be accepting.

[Maria @maria_toca]

Always my entire mood ☀️🌊

[Maria @maria_toca]

@liltaytay007 Changes the game

[Maria @maria_toca]

Today at the gym, groups of men were playing basketball. One guy missed a shot and he chucked the ball at the wall and then kicked it yelling and cussing and throwing a full blown tantrum. And women are dramatic…

[Maria @maria_toca]

@steezylembreezy 🦚

[Maria @maria_toca]

Who can read me some tarot cards cause my life is acting up

[Maria @maria_toca]

Literally. Fuck you. Respectfully.

[Maria @maria_toca]

When was the last time you fell to the ground? Mine was a couple hours ago. At a kids birthday party. And everyone saw.

[Maria @maria_toca]

@KKasabasich Hahaha 🫶🏼

[Maria @maria_toca]

Call me Katy Perry cause I kissed a girl and I liiiiiiked itttt

[Maria @maria_toca]

This snow has me so grumpy