Mariaa

why are you the way that you are

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Here we see an example of a male trying every single approach in grafting a female

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

@harriettighex Hahahahah is it ! it’s his cheeky smile not that bent piercing

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Gavin and Stacey would be better without gavin and Stacey

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

@harriettighex Same He’s got something about him hasnt he

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Feeling sad/confused/lost? Delete the following apps from your phone for 21 days: Instagram Facebook Twitter and Snapchat ❤️

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Guide dogs are pure angels

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Taxi driver hates me “ can I go to one hundred and 50 50 road please” haven’t got w clue what I’m saying bh

[Kerry Lockwood @Kerry_Lockwood]

Watch until the end! A chocolate bowl cookery tutorial by my daughter Jersey, age 11!

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Do you have lack of chat or did you forget that you already asked me that

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

@cutecherrybitch Me and my pal in year 6 used to pretend we were having an argument in a foreign language but we literally just made up words

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

@cutecherrybitch Used to go under the water in the bath and see if I could drown

[Jess @imlatinabitch]

@cutecherrybitch beat my barbies up or made them have sex

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Used to tell my mam that the moon told me I was going to die

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Pretend there was something wrong with me in public so I’d limp around town

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Does the lass on this bus na that her Arabic music is playing on full volume out loud or does she think she has ear phones in

[libby 🫧 @libzmp3]

every1 says gcse science was the funniest lesson but hear me out: gcse RE

[Tommy Skidz @TomSkidmore7]

Just sitting reminiscing about Friday when I asked the woman at Costco to cut my pizza into squares instead of triangles and she said no 👍

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

One of the awful things about rape is the embarrassment the victim feels despite it being the fucking bastard who did it

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

Doesn’t matter found this monstrosity

[Mariaa @mariaaayz]

So the good news is i didn’t drunk text anyone