mariaa🌞

be a good person 💙

[mariaa🌞 @mariaastacey]

First day out of mercury retrograde and Philly already up

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Therapy isn't enough I need WEED I need ORGASMS I need $$$

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Mary Peltola @MaryPeltola]

Deliver, or go home.

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[mariaa🌞 @mariaastacey]

oysters and don last night, oxtails today, one thing imma always do is eat good

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Maia @maiamindel]

kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

[marie @astou_jolie]

I think peace changes your taste in people completely.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

thank u mom for making me so sexy crazy beautiful and funny

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

[Oda’s Ghost Writer 🔜 MD Renn Fair 🔜 Baltimore CC @bearded_blerdd1]

If you 30+ and still putting the company 1st and not your own personal time…then you learned nothing from ya 20s lol

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

long as your 🫀 pure .. them blessings will find you

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

These schools need to stop giving out Chromebooks and give the kids planners and notebooks again

[Sunny @sunflavaa]

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol