Maria

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Do you ever just use bachelor in paradise as an excuse to get tipsy on a weeknight ? #bachelorinpadadise

[Maria @mariabitesized]

I just want to throw my phone away rn lol

[Maria @mariabitesized]

@lilianacomito I saw someone in Trader Joe’s and it was love at first sight

[Maria @mariabitesized]

I think I need Uggs... there I said it

[Maria @mariabitesized]

They always come back 🥲

[Maria @mariabitesized]

I dodged so many bullets in 2020 lol

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Gonna need one of my friends to watch bridgerton so I can talk to them about it

[Maria @mariabitesized]

@dr_prof_jeffers Preach

[Mark L. Walberg @marklwalberg]

is 2021 already saying “hold my beer”?

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

Dry January doesn’t count today, right?

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

Well this was the worst season finale ever.

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Let’s play a game called all my ex’s get engaged within a week😅

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Gonna say this one louder for the people in the back, I ✨hate ✨flakey people so much

[Meredith Modzelewski @meredithmo]

Why is it that when other women wear a chain over a turtleneck it looks impossibly chic but when I do it I look like that 1994 photo of The Rock

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Note to future self : wash makeup off before bed or you will look ugly lol

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Is it weird I have a crush on my mailman ... lemme know

[Maria @mariabitesized]

Don’t really trust anyone who doesn’t love my pug lol

[Alex @Crunkwbritney]

What is Joe Biden’s plan to Free Britney

[prance @bocxtop]

what is joe biden’s plan to stop the sun from disappearing at 5pm

[Maria @mariabitesized]

literally why tho

[Kaci @Kaci_Breanne]

I’m so bad at mornings.