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full time cutie patootie

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

EVERYONE SHUT UP I GOT A TEXT FROM MY MAN

[𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻𖤐 @wyd_loner]

Nara Smith speaks out after being labeled the face of the "trad wife" movement. 😳
She says she's not a traditional wife, she's a full-time working mom who shares parenting 50/50 with her husband, they both provide for their family, and reveals that he does most of the cleaning while she cooks because she genuinely enjoys it.
Nara says the internet built an identity around her based on short cooking videos that doesn't reflect her real life, arguing that women shouldn't be forced into narrow boxes just because they embrace femininity.

"Why can't we do it all? Why can't women choose their own roles instead of being forced into very specific, very narrow boxes just to make sense of them?" ❤️

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

i love how he said "ogre" and put my photo like i'm not absolutely mogging

[usman @Boop1191462]

@mariadigm111 Why would a dawah bro let alone a muslim man marry a non-hijabi ogre like this

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

@gothgivenright @Boop1191462 his profile is genuinely scary too like imagine being closeted, a liar AND a terrorist

shit's crazy

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

imagine being married to one of these dawah bros and what they do for a living is watch and stalk pretty muslim women expressing their opinions and "reply" to them on a daily basis omg i would die

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

@gothgivenright fr

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

if my future adolescent son ever starts taking too much interest in "religious tradition" talking about "men and women" i'm actually flagging him. he's not allowed to go outside until we put him through rigorous psychiatric evaluation

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

these replies.....

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

imagine being married to one of these dawah bros and what they do for a living is watch and stalk pretty muslim women expressing their opinions and "reply" to them on a daily basis omg i would die

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

genuinely me rn

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

need my man to come back from bootcamp so he can locate every gay ass twink ass bitch ass motherfucker in my replies rn and shoot them all

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

running a military grade program on myself

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

i fear i am very capitalistic in spirit bc wtf even is this note

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

@Algeriangeezer i doubt she will ever😭 like move onnnn

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

need to asian maxx before i leave the bay area i can't take this for granted

i have the rest of my life to mexican maxx

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

baggy shorts have me on edge cause i feel like im gonna flash someone and longer pants weigh me down if they're not tight unfortunately

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

i'm all for avoiding synthetics but nothing hits like nylon/spandex shorts at the gym i'm ngl

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

@imsickofuhoes LMFAOOOOOO

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

@SynthesizeMe_ agnostic lowkey

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

brb about to take a flight to chicago and break into great lakes naval station rq

[esoteric baddie @mariadigm111]

I want Odysseus (Mitchell)