Ms. Maria

@BoserHoes is my twin seester. You fuck with her, I fuck you up.

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

There's this long horizontal screen on one of the buildings by my office that shows an endless stream of the silhouettes of dogs walking.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

One of the honors of serving as President is having the "Presidential Challenge Coin" — a memento that I have handed out as President and in the years since to the folks I meet who have served our country or their communities. I was grateful to be able to greet veterans who served in Korea and Vietnam as they arrived in DC this weekend, and give them a personal token of my gratitude.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Barack Obama just walked onto a plane full of veterans and thanked every single one of them: no stage, no teleprompter, no ego trip.

That's a real President.

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

@Kajonnes @LauraLoomer @TMZ @charliekirk11 I guess you posting a cliche meme solved all our problems, huh Jimmy boy?

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

@MalaakSafa 100000%

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

Was it that important?

Was it that important to elect a man?

Was it that important to elect a white man?

A con artist found liable of rape, aged within 2 years of the man you criticized for being too old to be president?

Was it really that important?

#Election2024

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

BLACK WOMAN

Two words said together or discussed separately were apparently no match for the singular FELON.

#Election2024

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Ms. Maria @mariadishappy]

Alright guys, so who do you think won this one for Trump? The racists, the misogynists, the hypocritical Christians or the unevolved? It can only be one of those 4, or some combination of them, and we all know it. So fucking pick one.

#Election2024

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Oh by the way we are knocking on all the doors.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Inspired by the visual language of old Ray Bradbury and Stephen King paperbacks, Justin Metz created this illustration, which may be the first cover without a headline or typography in The Atlantic’s 167-year history.

Read our October issue: https://t.co/TglGGKPjDg

[JoFo @HeyJoFo]

Lmao Trump just got cooked in one sentence #PresidentialDebate #PresidentialDebate2024
#Debate2024

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Every woman in America knows what this look is and what it means. #FAFO

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Doing all that yelling and lying.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

😭

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Vance says “I think that really what this shows is that a lot of bad guys across the world are worried that Donald Trump is coming back into office.” Your response to those comments?

Sullivan: I don't follow

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

President Biden has much more power than he did a couple hours ago.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Seriously, Pres. Biden needs to take this little "immunity for official acts" protection out for a little spin.