Maria M.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

texting people back is hard as fuck i really do think ur cool i promise, i just can't right now man

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I am NOT exaggerating when I say this is the best Half time show ever. The set design is insane. The angles. Bad Bunny ate this up.

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

Lmaooo

[Julia Steinberg @juliasteinberg]

For women, this is called 8am pilates cancel fee

[Maria M. @mariaem__]

Perfect day to have the flu lol 😩😩

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

You must learn to enjoy life without needing an audience to see that you are enjoying life.

[finn @finfinofficial]

you really just wake up one day and be like actually.. that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

My version of deep cleaning is just throwing everything away. I’m overstimulated bye!

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

All of these degrees are primarily held by women.

So now with the Big Beautiful Bill, women wont be able to get financial aid for these degrees

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Rewatching a show isn’t enough, I need to sit down and watch it with someone who’s never seen it before

[Maria M. @mariaem__]

Finally lost all the weight I gained over the summer lol let me not do that ever again 😂😂

[butta. @buttanyc_]

if u do have today off just make room for sleeping and watchin movies

[KIERRA @Kchubbzz]

I literally don’t judge anyone I don’t care what the fuck you be doing

[Maria M. @mariaem__]

What a perfect day to be off from work.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

best feeling

[GABOS @FastLane_Zay]

I just told a old head take his saints hat off. He tells me when he went to go ID his sons body it's what he had on and he wears it everyday. Sometimes you just gotta shut up

[Nae @NaesCloset]

I hate closer talkers and for some reason everytime you take a step back to create some distance between the two of you they step in closer like.. can you not?

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine.

[Maria M. @mariaem__]

According to my students I have mad “aura” because I have the new iPhone 😂😂😂