Maria 𓃭

pillow enjoyer, mattress connoisseur, snooze enthusiast.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

Shawty look like a monster high doll, now I’m eating micro-plastics.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@drewstarkeyscvm @KeshaRose I’ll take indie over sellout any day 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@ABeardedHero @KeshaRose @Wendys @Wendys and Kesha collab WHEN?!?

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@katyperryinfoo @KeshaRose Quality over quantity every time.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@KeshaRose I love you so much, you would spend 7 million or whatever amount on feeding us, your starving children before you would EVER spend it to go on a cruise with overlord bezos.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@nathano235 Racist white people wanted to keep vanilla from black people and then wanted to keep being racist so now no nobody gets vanilla. That’s wild.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@brunchslugs They are stressing me out sooo bad!!! (Almost done watching season 3)

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@diemotinal I want her dead soooo bad!

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@aurorajade_x @Lillie0071 @KILLTOPARTY For real, it can also cause lower intestine and bladder issues if you wear them often or long term. It’s sad the lengths some will go to in order to find acceptance amongst those that never wanted them in the first place.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@pisceshunty He is NOT getting that promotion.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@annevlum @LoveIsland Not Ronnie tho, he sucks enough for both of them to flop unfortunately.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@MariahNicole515 I was CACKLING at salty lmaoooo

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@MuradMerali Curtis lost it for them by playing games…. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@LizGillies Please!!!!! I am begging! 🙏

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@len0killer Delta is the worst ever!! Thc 9 and all extract diet weed things are horrid! They make you feel like the gmo homunculus that they are.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@TheFaatBaastard @josephsbool $200 dollars was more than enough in your day. $200 is less than a week’s groceries now… lmao

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@RustbeltCrypto @PermaBull2024 @josephsbool Deeply out of touch opinion. Everyone is cramming as many roommates in one place as possible. Most people do food delivery bc grocery stores are a nightmare to deal with on purpose and they have 3 jobs so there is no time to go to them anyway.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@josephsbool Millennials and Gen-z are patiently waiting for boomers to die off so the wealth and health can redistribute.

[Maria 𓃭 @MariaFancyPants]

@einlebenwielary @josephsbool @Shoestring_Lab We could ramp it up honestly. I wish I could have anything path o wanted in life for just working as a waitress for one ☝️ summer.

[niko @nikhoetine]

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