Maria Henderson

Living life to the fullest because it only happens once; living in kindness

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Happy Birthday to the GOAT!

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

Animal shelter security footage captured a scared dog with a large St Bernard.

I had a St Bernard and this is exactly how loving they are❣️

I’d adopt them both!

[Maria Henderson @mariaghenderson]

@Puppieslover

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

For 150 Years, This Bud’s For You. Watch our Super Bowl LX commercial now.

[WLWT @WLWT]

You think it's cold now -- This was the scene 49 years ago this month.

Archives: In January of 1977, the Ohio River froze over -- and nearly every Cincinnatian knew you didn't need a bridge to get to Covington. https://t.co/e62LvctZux

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Skyline Chili Review @stoolpresidente

[Kelly @kellyinvegas]

The people with negative comments just don't love dogs like the rest of us 🤷‍♀️

[Maria Henderson @mariaghenderson]

@KirkHerbstreit I know that blessing! 🙏🏻 This is my happy guy, Major. I believe Major and Peter are close in age. 🐾

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Charlie

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Please PRAY for Charlie Kirk and his family.🙏

[dog @Dog__Dog0]

Why golden retrievers can't be guard dogs

[Maria Henderson @mariaghenderson]

This Cincy girl isn’t so sure about this but willing to give it a try! 🤔

[Graeter's Ice Cream @graeters]

It's real and it's spectacular! 🎉

Graeter's Ice Cream and Skyline Chili, two Cincinnati icons, bring you this one of a kind collaboration.

This limited edition ice cream features Skyline's signature spice mix, and crunchy oyster crackers!

On January 27th, Skyline Spice with Oyster Crackers will be available in all of our scoop shops, in participating Skyline Chili restaurants, select Midwest Kroger locations, and online at https://t.co/0dN7WcfZjr for nationwide shipping!

[Maria Henderson @mariaghenderson]

@elonmuskADO B

[Maria Henderson @mariaghenderson]

@ElonMuskAOC Rocket 🚀

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨BREAKING: 20,000 PEOPLE JUST WENT WILD OVER PRESIDENT TRUMP'S RETURN TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!

Trump is accompanied by Elon Musk, RFK Jr, Kid Rock, Tulsi Gabbard, Speaker Mike Johnson, Dana White, & more!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/BvzLAXErvf