*my dad dies*
I call bestie
bestie didn’t answer but calls few hrs later
me: “oh my dad just died😂😂😂”
her: 😮😮
and ever since i’ve been the queen of dark humor
i feel bad for teens cuz urban outfitters used to cut it for school. now everybody has a 50 inch bussdown, $150 extendo nail sets, & all designer. the first day of school pop out is on the syllabus & graded. lunch lady wont serve u unless u buy a section in the cafeteria