Mariah Alice👑

29. Jersey Gal.

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Um @elonmusk I don’t wanna do an AI enabled interview for ya company, pls and thank you. I’ve been emailing this recruiter for days 😭

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

I miss telling all my dating stories to my technicians that worked under me 😂😂

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

She act just like Joan lol

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

“I’ve spent years waiting to be chosen.”

Tracee Ellis Ross, who is 53 years old, says society tells women that having children and finding a partner is their worth and makes it clear that she’s not going to let not having a partner define her.

(🎥 What Now? With Trevor Noah/Youtube)

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Damn this one hurt

[TMZ @TMZ]

Hayden Panettiere has died at 36 💔🕊️
https://t.co/mJVPxM1Ewv

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Rewatched Girlfriends just to realize this shit didn’t have a proper ending?! Somebody get @TraceeEllisRoss and @MaraBrockAkil on the damn phone!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Yeah I think I attract gay men fr

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I love a man who does exactly what he says he’s going to do.

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Let me text my therapist 😩

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

🤣🤣

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

There is a lady out there who wants a flat stomach without working out.

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

I gotta throw up 😩

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

I miss my man who ain’t my man😩

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

@NJTRANSIT why y’all be showing departure times in the app and nothing actually comes??? Tf

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Man @BreeceH looked so fine at training camp today 😩

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Sometimes you gotta hop in a niggas Mercedes S580 and be a princess to get over somebody 🤣

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

EVER and I make sure I got me some intermittent FMLA too

[. @TyyTyra]

I’ll never be the employee with 100+ hours of PTO 😂

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

I got paid the whole time I was gone and eventually went back 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Has anybody here ever just walked out of a job like, “I’ve had enough,” and never showed up again? No resignation, no two weeks’ notice. You just hit your limit, walked out, and decided that was your last day.

[Malachi© @problemochile]

I was 7 listening to jay z you was 7 watching wow wow wubbzy no we cant be friends nigga

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

It’s me and my brother arguing over @insecurehbo 😭😭

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

Older I get the more I understand Trace Ellis Ross fr

[Mariah Alice👑 @mariah_alice]

I really can’t wait to finally find my person and give my child a sibling 🥺