Mariah

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

If u live in this area please text ur friends kindly and ask them to go home. I genuinely don’t think people understand how rebelling against social distancing could make this worse for everyone 🙏🏻

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

(SPOILER): We might not have a “Bachelorette” chosen yet, but I can confirm one US city they are headed to when next season begins filming: Chattanooga, TN! The “Bachelorette” will be all up inside you towards the end of March. There will def be a public date to attend as well.

[nicole haller @nicolehaller156]

Once time me and my friends got an address to a party. Show up and it’s honey boo boos party. Watched honey hit the blunt harder than I ever could and made the last cup in beer pong. Had a tattoo artist there and 11 year olds with sleeves. Almost got arrested after. We were 17.

[Moopes @Moopes17]

Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey”

8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

Public Sweet Announcement:

We’ll give 5 people who like this tweet a month's worth of their favorite snacks if we hit 220k followers on Friday, August 23, 2019, aka our 59th brand anniversary.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Rise and grind.
Let's get these Spicy Nuggs.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Ok! Spicy Chicken Nuggets will now be back in all restaurants THIS MONDAY! Get ready.

[LANDRY ⋆⋆⋆ @landryreneee]

someone fix my attitude

[mika. @macjamz]

If you zoom in, you’ll see a clown.

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

Illegal immigrants kill 4,000 Americans a year

*crickets*

A few illegal immigrants die in government detention because they were deathly ill on their way here

"THIS IS SO INHUMANE, WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE?"

[samantha @milkygoddess]

oh you “love” music?? then who’s this