MJ

I spend my time painting cars or stuffing my face 🤷🏼‍♀️ EVC 💕

[MJ @mariah_je]

It's a "blow-my-speakers-out-with-metal" kind of Monday #jamoutthebad

[Blood Quantum Entanglement @LammaticHama]

I think quarantine is a good time to bring back The Game. You know, the one all my millennial followers just lost for the first time in years

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Emeka. @emekanu]

The days when you're just mad for no reason

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

Only one choice... #Casey #OG

[MJ @mariah_je]

@Already_Insane I'm up in Fenton all the time now and my shop isn't shutting down or I'd be down there

[MJ @mariah_je]

Considering the gym is closed, I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to do after work ☹️

[MJ @mariah_je]

@xoxoterajane Hahaha i Said this and slept for four hours 🥴

[MJ @mariah_je]

Easton's been callin me darlin since we woke up at 4:30am and I'm just 🤤🥰

[MJ @mariah_je]

There wasn't any bread at Meijer last night so guess who bought out the rest of the tortillas

[dilly pops @DylanTheTwit]

First the coronavirus,
and now this??
Jesus Christ..

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

Millennials and Gen Z: dying from depression, homelessness, nonliving wages, mass shootings, poor healthcare, etc

Boomers: Walk it off, snowflakes.

Millennials and Gen Z: *calls coronavirus Boomer Remover*

Boomers: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE ARE DYING

[MJ @mariah_je]

It's not even six friggin AM and the o n l y thing going on in my brain right now is…
"You've been hit by–
You've been struck by–
A smooth criminal"

[hannah. @HannahAshleigh_]

If I get quarantined in my house for 2 weeks you bet your ass I’ll come out knowing how to finally French braid my own hair.

[MJ @mariah_je]

@Robby_Lovins @Helloitsvalerie Ahh, yes, indeed you were. 🤣🍻

[MJ @mariah_je]

Happy birthday to the beautiful @Helloitsvalerie !!! I hope it's wonderful! ❤️

[MJ @mariah_je]

@Robby_Lovins @Helloitsvalerie I think you should consider AA, Robby 😂

[MJ @mariah_je]

The fact that super Ross is cancelled absolutely bums me out ☹️☹️

[han @lolhannaa]

from my teachers son who is a firefighter in rockwood, the confirmed coronavirus case in wayne county was in rockwood. a solid 15-20 minutes from monroe. stop thinking youre immune and protect yourself and your family. carries dont have symptoms. be mindful of others

[#ReadFistofTheNorthStar @Power2ThePeopIe]

@black_mixed Coincidence? I think not!🤨🤔🧐