Mars

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I’m going to think about this tweet forever

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

Things to remember about Charlie Kirk:

- he said it was a mistake to pass the Civil Rights Act in 1964

- he blamed "Jewish money" for ruining American "culture"

- he said gay people are a disease

- he said the 2nd amendment is worth the cost of "some gun deaths"

[Mike Spence @ItsMikeSpence]

On June 14th Minnesota state senator Melissa Hortman was assassinated in her home by a Republican official and nobody was talking about it by the weekend.

[Luke Hemmings Shady Facts @CUMAGAlN_]

Y’all did not have this much sympathy towards any of 44 school shootings that have occurred in America this year.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: South Park targets President Trump over the Epstein files in their new episode, puts him in bed with Satan.

The episode comes as South Park has just reportedly agreed to a 5 year, 50 episode, $1.5 billion deal with Paramount.

“The Epstein list? Are we still talking about that?” South Park Trump was heard saying in the clip.

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

this is some bullshit House would've done to a patient

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

Donald Trump’s first 5 months back in office:

– Pardoned January 6th rioters
– Tanked the economy with reckless tariffs
– Dismantled key government programs
– Unleashed ICE to terrorize immigrant communities
– Bombed Iran

And it’s only been five months…

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

I don’t see Donald Trump’s mugshot for his 34 felonies.

Weird.

[🍉 || Delbyyy || 🍉 @Delby___]

Did the official Shrek account actually just wished us a happy 4/20

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Calling this number every five minutes asking if it’s Dominoes pizza

[Alexis Abelove @alexisabelove]

✨💅🏼🥱

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Under Trump's executive order, every single person in America is now legally classified as female.

All embryos begin by developing female sex organs, with male sex organs only replacing them at around 6 weeks of gestation.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-TikTok: Ban it
-Abortion: Ban it
-Marijuana: Ban it
-Drag shows: Ban it
-Immigration: Ban it
-Public Schools: Ban it
-Dialogue on racism: Ban it
-Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it
-Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES

[helen warlow @HWarlow]

Posting this now as tomorrow will be the first and I might forget. This chart is interesting and the captions are naive and cute!

[Havoc @Havoc_Six]

> "You haven't missed a single credit card payment!"
> "Your credit score has dropped 20 points."