𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-))

cat mom

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

people paid actual money to give me 40+ awards on reddit so here it is on twitter: Dan is is a very, very proud post office worker and wants to let the world know how much he loves his job

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

@_cherryphobic @BasilTux handsomest baby Atun 🧡

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

my life is wonderful because I have an abundance of friends who will always gladly accept unsolicited cat pics

[👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏾🧑🏼‍🤝‍🧑🏻🛸🌷🌻✨️🐿🇵🇸 @glittersquirrel]

@djarinluck sometimes babygirl is a 56-year-old man who massacred an entire hospital

[tony @joeIsmillers]

thot dad & gay daughter

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

@jess_boob STOP i’m still SOBBING

[elly @wizardjarin]

Nobody talk to me 😭 #TheLastOfUs

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

@hollysue @Dbwagner104 @mrfishtopher Another absolute unit, Boonie

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

i really wanna throw a party where everyone invited is required to dress like some version of pedro pascal

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my answer to "would I ever find God in a green dock light and run over my husband's lover with my own lover's car" has evolved considerably since March of 2020

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

in hindsight the plot of The Great Gatsby makes infinitely more sense when you remember that the author and all of the characters have been driven to the brink of stark-raving, shoelace-eating madness by three years of a global flu pandemic

[elly @wizardjarin]

Pedro Pascal in film by Bella Ramsey is my favorite genre of pictures

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

2013: why would anyone care what the losers on reddit think

2023: the losers on reddit are the last remaining source on the internet for reviews of products and services that aren’t paid for or some kind of scam

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

didn’t have my glasses on and thought they were the gay couple from modern family

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

@Meevin10 GO MEATBALL 👏🏼 GO MEATBALL 👏🏼 GO MEATBALL 👏🏼 GO MEATBALL 👏🏼

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@caitreid_ @CatWorkers One of Dan’s buddies!! 💙

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

he was punk she did ballet

[isa 🍂🏒 @jyndjarin]

pedro pascal supports feminine rage, he’s so real for this 🫶🏽

[𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙝 :-)) @mariahcarb]

@feederofcats he is resting up & collecting energy for his next attempt at overtaking humanity