MARiAH

Registered Nurse, cat mother, coffee drinker.

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@andrewo94 Me, but with laundry

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My dream job would be being the person at the airport who watches everyone’s luggage go through the X-ray machine #nosy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's like a superpower...

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Genuinely scared that no one will want to hire me after I’m done my charge position. I’ve made like…. a lot of people very angry lololololol

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@tonybettle Nope! Worse… 2 cats 😉

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Sorry he just corrected me, he didn’t said “woof” he said “whoa” .. which is apparently a lot less savage

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Husb just looked at my license photo, then looks me dead in the eye and says “Do you think people go ‘woof, she’s really had a glow up!’ When they look at your card?” 🙃

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@andrewo94 Please keep me updated would love to get in on this witchcraft

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Getting married is basically just choosing the person you’re willing to be annoyed by for the rest of your life 😅

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How is it that I am 30 years old and I still (regularly) have dreams (nightmares) about showing up to school without gym clothes/ appropriate footwear?? So vivid, so humiliating

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

WARNING: the newest COVID-19 variant is looking very scary.

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I think I may be the only person who isn’t obsessed with Friends?? And tbh Ross was just not a good guy #unpopularopinion

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Really want to hire someone just to do my laundry. No cleaning, just laundry.

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@andrewo94 A “sitting room” that the kids weren’t allowed in

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@andrewo94 Oh my goodness I love him

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Seeing family is cool and all, but I really just want the Atlantic Bubble to open up again so I can go to @CrabbeMTN ⛷

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Holy fuck I miss going to concerts

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Me: Goes to Costco... spends $500. Also Me: Starts a new Costco list as soon as I get home from said $500 trip 😅

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Percy. He helps kids build their confidence by letting them read to him. He also loves the stories so it’s a win-win. 14/10

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If you get in shape and don’t participate in a MLM scheme... did it ever really happen? Like, does it even count?