Mariah Weber

wife/motherx2/professional foodie/jackrabbit/coffee enthusiast.

[Mariah Weber @mariahcweber]

@EmilyVBrink probs their annual cult convention.

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@lj_mcmahon you are hired!

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A co-worker just asked me if I had 3 empty wine bottles she could have for a craft project. Challenge accepted. 🍷

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Clearly we are BAMF. 💙☃️❄️ https://t.co/VJ0R9gw773

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The Bison are like that fly in the room that just keeps buzzing and won't die.

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When your mom sends you a box full of Christmas cookies because you threw an adult fit when you didn't get some a month ago. 👍🏻👍🏻😋❤️

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No conversation needs to be had before coffee. At all. ☕️☕️

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Am I the only mom who doesn't do "elf on a shelf?" I honestly do not see the appeal.

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Pretty sure @gavin_weber is the BEST wine selector. He nails my wine requests every time! ❤️🍷

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Walking by a gal with a flannel tied around her waist-mom: she looks like a pirate. Me: that look is really in. Mom: what look? A pirate? 🤔

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Hey Walmart, don't run out of freaking Christmas tree lights during holiday season. You have one job. I have a half lit tree.

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Why do I feel like I am suffocating every time I wear a blanket scarf? #lovehate

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If chiropractors could stop doing my job, it would be greatly appreciated. 👍🏻👌🏻

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@JordanFriske how did the packers do?

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"I'm glad we took it easy tonight, and by easy, I mean drank one bottle of wine". @meganjbren ❤️🍷

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How can I become a black coffee drinker?

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The fact that @GoJacksFB just beat the Bison makes me so freaking happy. Best day ever! 💙💙

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Im pretty sure Luke Bryan eats crest white strips.

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Why do donut shops smell like saturated fat and heaven? So satisfying.

[Mariah Weber @mariahcweber]

I hate when I have dreams about my makeup brushes being cleaned and then wake up to reality: they are not.