Mariah

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@Futchure Welcome to my world 🙃🙃

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Yo, I am actually singing along to this #DisneyFamilySingalong

and Alex keeps waking up: “what is going on??”

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Y’all already know my hips weren’t lying 💃🏽

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Riddle me this:

I just placed an order consisting of a winter jacket AND bikinis

#issheconfusedorrrr

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Overheard by some first graders playing basketball this morning:

“Watch out, I’m Kobe”
“Let me be Kobe for a minute”
*shoots their shot* “KOBE!”

😭💛

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Ummmmmm this Aaron Hernandez documentary....😳😳

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@Futchure

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@Futchure Shoot, I need to get me a girlfriend then

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@amontez17 😂😂💀

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@BrenRenn Tbh it’s the only way I’ll eat bbq chips 😬

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@amontez17 Hm. That’s a funny way to spell “yeah, you kicked my ass”

[Mariah @mariahh04]

I swear I beat you once 🤔 @amontez17

[CEO of Funny Town @OrphicWxtch]

I would like to formally invite all of my mutuals to my house to play this game and see who the dominate user is

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Holy bats @Athletics 😳🔥

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@DianaLovee_29 Yeah, luckily 😒

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@DianaLovee_29 Me to Alex in the first 2 mins: “I sure hope you played him”

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Welp, that was anticlimactic #byeseeya ✌🏼

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

The Raiders have released WR Antonio Brown from the team today.

[Mariah @mariahh04]

Oh @therealDBcoop, you kind soul 😭 #bacheloreinparadise

[Mariah @mariahh04]

I have this unhealthy bedtime routine where I browse through house listings in other states...see the price...chuck my phone across the room...and then cry myself to sleep

🙃🙃🙃

[Mariah @mariahh04]

@ItsMatty_G I was just about to tag you in this! Our father for sure!!

[Mariah @mariahh04]

happy birthday angel @lexi_loczzz 😘😇🍻🎉