Mariah

mom 🤍 • she/her • English teacher

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

i spent ten minutes explaining the selena/hailey drama to my very ill bf and at the end of it he said "i thought hailey beiber was justin beiber's sister"

[Brett Vogelsinger @theVogelman]

So has online chess taken over student laptops everywhere, or is this a local phenomenon?

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

I love that part of my licensure requires a knowledge of logical fallacies bc….people really make no sense sometimes 😂

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

@heymrsbond My students greatly preferred the 1971 Polanski version over other adaptations! We watched clips from the 2010 and 2015 versions as well as some scenes from CorkShakespeare on Youtube.

[Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic]

The best baby age is when they say "baby" when they see another baby as though they themselves are not in fact also a baby.

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

#NewProfilePic

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

obsessed with writing things on a to do list that could be done in 30 seconds

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[solé @layxsnv]

This that weather that had Bella cuddling another dude right in front of her old man.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

Only red flag about me is that i’m too good to be true

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

Kept hearing a bang upstairs that was freaking me out and when I went to check…it was my stepdad playing wii

[blue boy @jjiimmyyyyyy]

Bretman Rock is crazy bruh omfg a beast

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

I have a love/hate relationship with any and all Facebook groups bc you ask one question on that platform and people commmme for you 💀

[Mariah @mariahismisson]

@adrienne_h_w_j When are you going? I was just looking at hotels today