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voted most likely to be the hottest girl in the room

[lane⋆.ೃ࿔* @ilovelying333]

me when i say “just cheat on him” in front of the wrong group of people

[futch cassidy @neutralpixies]

mr. big

[👄 @xo_folly]

He can’t be for real

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit mf ain't barked in 4 hours

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Who tf invented math and how we know he right?

[jynx @miiagarro]

fym you sorry??? i already paid the witch from etsy to turn you into a roach at 8pm

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long.I think it was a πthon.

[Lubz♟️ @Lubzio]

Im helping my grandma do some paperwork and she talmbout is she a Veteran

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

smh

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

i knew sumn was wrong wit me when i used to want swiper to rob dora

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[Dog @thefarmers_Dog]

what does the “t” in “t-shirt” mean.

[mama z @mamaztheguru]

That ANTM theme song could wake me from a coma, I promise you.

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

if i had a chip on my shoulder i would just eat it i love chips

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

they were getting in the way of her having a sugar daddy so i understand

[blanc @dqveed]

my coworkers be giving it their all & i be on instagram

[madeline ☻ @madsandcheez]

and for the lady…. perhaps a gun?