Mariah Jean Helms

Kendall's Mommy, Art Historian, Artist, nerd, hockey fan. Formerly @gritsandpucks

[Michael Tisserand @m_tisserand]

we are all edward hopper paintings now

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Elon Musk’s Farting Unicorn Sketch Draws Ire of Artist Who Isn’t Credited https://t.co/GZyRgSWU30 via @hyperallergic

[NHL @NHL]

This year, the #StanleyCup is #ALLCAPS. https://t.co/igkIzA9DCg

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TMW you bring your baby to the art museum and find work from an artist you personally know up! #fun #raisingacreative #HighMuseumOfArt #CaominXie #MandalaSeries

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This commercial gives me the feels every darn time: tile | Lost panda | together we find https://t.co/LoibW1x7W2 via @YouTube #babygirl #momlife

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Me time today: spa morning! #selfcare

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Sometimes you choose between lunch and a shower when baby naps ... #shower #momlife

[Jeremy Heilpern @heilpern]

I need my 10 month old to try and be as concerned for her safety as I am, but I’m not sure that’s going to happen.

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This little hopper found a nice resting place: There’s a Dead Grasshopper in This van Gogh Painting https://t.co/3mlXPZrmtO

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#VoteToday

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TMW baby naps long enough for you to do your hair AND makeup! #feellikesupermodelmom #momlife

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This morning my little human decided it’s cooler to drink her bottle standing at the coffee table rather than laying on her boppy 😂

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Needed to change, but it’s 4:30, so I just got into my pajamas and put my baby in hers too! Lol #whychangemore #lateenough #momlife

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My baby is asleep & I’m just sitting here rocking her ... she is getting so big. #love #momlife

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Proud of myself, ate only one piece of candy last night instead of putting myself into a sugar coma & regretting it in the morning! #Control

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Linda Nochlin, Feminist Art Historian Who Changed the Game, Dies at 86 https://t.co/pmvsAnK5cl via @hyperallergic

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A Kenz - O - Lantern! #HappyHalloween2017

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Yay the Red Wings listened - we won again finally! OT but still a win #lgrw

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Why has it become so painful to watch the Red Wings play? Ugh - get it together boys! #redwings #dobetter

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Baby proofing and progress is going well - two gates up & two more to go! #iknowhowtousebigtools