Mariah

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

I hate it when ppl aren’t funny

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

He blocked me on Instagram….. ok miss thang

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

I’m a slut for Dr. Pepper

[mel @memegodmel]

Is this real

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

@emtanicpanic Noooooooooooo

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Friend: I’m poly.

Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

@emtanicpanic Can I make it 4?

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

@woulfe_derek 😐

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

@woulfe_derek

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

@woulfe_derek I never said that

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

A shot of vodka??Are you crazy????

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

My friend said I don’t even feel fucked up and continued to throw her hands up and say “I feel alive!!!!” And play the air trumpet

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

Shitting on bitches fr

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

I just had foot surgery and my sister said let’s play beat the gimp

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

Hudson Walmart smells like cigarettes and alcohol 😭

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

Did people actually make up the fact that Jamie lee Curtis was born both male and female because that’s crazy

[Mariah @mariahsmith_19]

My bf is funnier