I fucking love letting emergency vehicles past on blue lights. I try to make it as easy as possible for them, to the point that I hope they drive past and think 'wow, he's done a great job of getting out the way'
the worst part about being a yapper is when ur mid yap and realize how much you’ve yapped but you’re not even half way done w the yap so all u can do is apologize and keep yapping
When I was 8 years old, my Nan asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said “An international superstar” She smiled sweetly & said “You’ll probably die poor in an underfunded hospital like grandad, you ambitious little Cunt”
Probably what spurred me on.
Cheers Nan ❤️