maria

pittsburgh sports fan, world-ranked women’s atlatl thrower ~ she/her

[maria @marialv018]

it’s taken me forever to take pictures of it, but in October I finished a 2 1/2+ year project I started in March 2020. all 32 @NHL logos hand embroidered. (I have beef with the coyotes and senators for changing their logos in the middle of this)

[maria @marialv018]

@lifeisterrible @AGretz It’s been a few months since they changed I think? I was distraught when my boyfriend brought me my usual and there were suddenly uninvited pickles

[maria @marialv018]

@AGretz Honestly possibly the worst part of the changes for me

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why:

"It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"

[maria @marialv018]

They will have to pry the Wheeling Nailers out of my cold, dead hands. I will NEVER be out here supporting the Florida Everglades.

[DK Pittsburgh Sports @DKPghSports]

I followed up on the ECHL affiliation question and asked if they want the Everblades to replace the Nailers as the Penguins' affiliate and David Hoffmann said "100%. They'd run me out of Naples if that didn't happen. There is a high expectation that will happen." - From Taylor Haase in Pittsburgh

[🇵🇸 | WillowTheBirdwatcher | Arcee’s #1 Fan @Dopamine_Fan]

this Datacenter is only 200 meters from the zoo. These things make constant noise & heat the surrounding areas by up to 16 degrees. The Nashville Zoo is home to over 350 species of Leopards, Tigers, Rhinos, Zebras, Giraffes, Alligators, Monkeys, & more. Please sign the petition

[maria @marialv018]

anyway here’s some stuff I made for dinner in January as a normal person with a full time job and insane executive dysfunction

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

People are dunking on this but he’s right. “Sesame noodles” isn’t the kind of meal you eat everyday for a week or meal prep. At most you’re eating this once a week. And with this approach to grocery shopping, you have to multiply this shopping load by seven to cover a week.

The key is finding recipes with mix and match ingredients that aren’t so specific to a meal. If something requires chili peppers or fish sauce or cilantro— I’m not making it. At least not unless it’s an event.

If you care about helping people eat well from home, you should advise them about how to prep one ingredient proteins and veggies that taste good with salt/pepper/butter/olive oil.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

personally i would rather follow a moderately complex recipe that takes 90 minutes but results in a delicious asian dish i can eat for dinner than spend those 90 minutes writing dozens of tweets saying i don’t own soy sauce and i don’t know what it’s for

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Street Fries has been named the winner of the 2025 FNB Small Business Development Camp! 🍟

Congrats to all five Pittsburgh-based businesses who pitched, learned, and earned marketing opportunities with the Penguins. Details: https://t.co/uCkre7ZnUm

[maria @marialv018]

For the record, he played on multiple ECHL teams for years after his prison time, so this isn’t even some random signing. When he played for Cincinnati years ago, I remember Nailers fans getting in trouble for bringing signs that accurately pointed out he was a predator

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

I don’t ever want to hear that hockey doesn’t have a culture problem when the @AllenAmericans signed Ben Johnson, who served actual prison time, for sexually assaulting a 16 year old girl.

There is no defending this. There are no circumstances where this is acceptable.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

debra messing & julianna margulies are signing 15 different angry letters as i type this

[maria @marialv018]

@angiepanda28 one of the only songs that makes me wish I maybe didn’t have ear drums

[maria @marialv018]

everyone has been wrong for two days because the worst song ever made is easily that stupid applebees date night song

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Worst song ever made

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Have my mind pigeons delivered you my loving thoughts or have they been intercepted by the mind falcons again

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[maria @marialv018]

harsh but fair

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s feeling sorry for yourself sunday everybody

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Gonna be kind to myself this year and see what happens. For a while I thought that being kind to myself would betray some stupid childhood mantra that I had to be constantly anxious and stressed and exhausted to be successful. Let’s see if that’s true or not. Love you all