Maria hernandez

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

In and out of Starbucks within 2 mins today I’m winning !

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

#teddygrams can we please have gluten free?? Im hurting without you. 🥲

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Shakira getting cheated on ?!! Speechless! Who would cheat on Shakira !!!!!?

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

I wish people understood how debilitating migraines can be. I get so frustrated when people tell me to push through and it’s just a bad headache. 😡 if only they knew!! That feeling is torturous and indescribable. I can’t believe I left home without my migraine medication 🙄

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Food is cheaper than therapy ... or is it ? 🤔

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Stop telling temporary people so much about you

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

I hope everyone finds someone who will play with their hair 🥰

[VIRGO @AboutVirgos]

#Virgos choose to ignore certain things, but don't think we didn't notice.

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

What streaming service is that 70s show on ?? Help!

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Remember that when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

[VIRGO @AboutVirgos]

A #Virgo can tell by one conversation if they like you or not.

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Can’t red flags be a less attractive color, maybe gray? Gray flags that way wednesday don’t walk right into them ! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Just to be clear: I *NEVER* don’t want coffee. There is never a bad time for coffee.
I will never be upset that you brought me coffee.
At no point in time will you ever hear me say, “No thank you, I don’t want coffee. “

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

I need like 200 days to myself on a beach somewhere under a palm tree, sipping out of a coconut.

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Fuck you pandemic, I will find the beauty in 2020. The year is not over!

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Better yet give me tequila and dance with me always!

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

I just want you to dance with me, here, now, always!!!!

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

5.0 Star Review on #SocialSurvey by Gerard S. for Maria Hernandez
https://t.co/N3kK53uKDu

[Maria hernandez @mariamariahz]

Anyone else feel like they woke up on another planet?? In another century ? WTF is going on in this world right now???