Mary M

My name is Mary and I am 3 and I would really love to have herbal tea #poets#pukka

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

The next episode of long lost family

[Ali @AnEsonGib]

Your boy looks malnourished

[Ali @AnEsonGib]

I’ll fight Taylor Holder @livexlive

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

@BiteoftheJaguar @Daisy_Daz2 @mihirpardesi @whippedfortalia @KSI Matilda beard

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

The first guy who milked a cow explaining what he was doing

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When you don’t know how to play the game so you start spamming buttons

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

The coronavirus on the 21st of June

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

Me to my teacher after she catches me stealing back my phone off his desk

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

POV : it’s the 8th of match

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When your mum shakes your teachers hand

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

Me and my friend vibing to this fifa 15 banger

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When a teacher puts a meme from 2000 on their PowerPoint and no one laughs

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

Me getting kicked out of heaven after telling god this place is nice as hell

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

Parents : Get of fortnite now it’s been 13 hours

10 year olds :

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

How everyone going to look like when we go back to school after lockdown

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

People already making excuses as to why they can’t attend things this summer

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When you manage to scrape together enough money to get more than one festival ticket

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When you google the answer for a homework question but then you see whole answer sheet 😎😎😎

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

AMERICANS : We have shootouts

UK MFS: uk mfs

[Mary M @mariamnelson247]

When your teacher asks why you are late for your lesson