Marianne Thomas

Mother, proud PRE and Northern Inuit owner

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

Some plum wanting to call the Lionesses ’lions’ on Women’s Hour. Lionesses are the lynchpin of a pride, harder working, better teamwork & better results. Pretty sure that defines our Lionesses and their underrated football successes. #Lionesses

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@mtracey Why not just go rape her? I mean… what else is it you’re trying to achieve? Fml. It just never stops does it?

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@donmcgowan @wsebag I thought he was wearing slippers and walking so a turd doesn't fall out the bottom of his trousers.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@marksandspencer I cannot fathom why, with the whole of the UK going back to school, you never have enough uniform in? No school shirts at all. Are you all on holiday? Ffs. Every. Single. Year. 🙄 it’s not like it’s a surprise!!

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

Well done @RoyalMail for losing a very important parcel and completely failing to deliver it. Now I can’t pass the work onto my client for their stall today. Maybe I’ll get it, maybe I won’t, it’s a lottery with the #royalmail! Good work! /s

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

Honestly, the XL Bully is the Roadman’s doodle. (The proof is in the Merle…!) Bad backyard breeders and terrible owners are without a doubt to blame.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

I’m convinced the XL Bully is the Roadman’s doodle. They both have Merle in common for a start.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@SamsungUS have you seen how your lead attorney treats women? How he treats his wife and his children? #allenkassenoff is an abuser. I hope you wash your hands of him sooner rather than later. #DomesticAbuse #childabuse #WomensRights

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@TeamSLancashire Am having to rewatch for a catch-up. Bloody awesome. 🙌

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@courtenaywarren If I fits, I sits.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

#sarahlancashire in #happyvalley is something else. She is a sublime actor and #JamesNorton is intimidating af. 10/10 recommend.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@GretaThunberg Tell me that isn’t Big Dick Energy 🙌🙌

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@GretaThunberg 🙌🙌🙌

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@taaraz you made my daughters day signing her helmet! She’s taking it to school for her biking day today to show it off! 🥰 thank you! #girlscan

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@AskPayPal Why has my business account been limited and closed when I had only opened it a few days prior?! So painful, Brand new business and I cannot use PayPal!

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

I’ve finally discovered the difference between a clown and a comedian.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

Well, I suppose if there’s 1 upside to the shitshow that was the #ModernPentathlon it’s that if anyone ever says horse riding is easy I can claim it can’t be that easy if even an Olympic Pentathlete can’t do it, which incidentally is because it’s fucking hard.

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

Really disappointed at the CRAP coverage for the #Equestrian #Olympics this year. let’s ensure we keep our sport in the forefront of the IOC #Tokyo2020 #TeamGB #EquestrianShowjumping #EquestrianJumping #BritishShowjumping #BritishDressage #WeDontPlayWeRide #ThisIsWhatMakesUs

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

I think @JeremyClarkson needed to take a leaf out of #hotfuzz https://t.co/k6xjMP4Iw2

[Marianne Thomas @marianneithomas]

@ranil I cannot believe you would vote against children getting free meals. Shame on you.