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paraphrased: we're all these balls of energy in these doughy bodies and we can use these bodies for good or bad. let's use them for good! - Maynard, Tool 👽

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@canonpress Let’s be very clear - this along with other newly founded “christian” faiths in the US are not real Christianity. Christianity has history, it has roots in Byzantium and Jerusalem. This is some pseudo American psychotic religion disguising itself as Christianity. It’s simply not.

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

God has a special punishment in mind for those who decided to cancel 1899. We must be living in a simulation because expanse got 5 seasons and this show got cancelled… #fucknetflix

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I’m sorry… WHAT?? 😂😂

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

*torch bearer walks through Ancient Greek statue area of Louvre

NBC narration: “and now we see one of France’s most treasured traditions…”

Me: “oh stealing things?!”

#OpeningCeremony

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@RaisedWolvesMAX I can’t believe shitty scifi shows get like 8 seasons on the scifi channel or the cw but this masterpiece got cancelled??? Fuck u hbo max

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@MicrosoftLoop GUYS when are you going to release:
1. Archive function
2. Custom templates (so we can create a new loop with the elements we want)
3. Folders??? Shareable folders??

Plzzzzz

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@FirstAm Outrageous there is no update yet! Not even a “we’re still here and still trying!”

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@stevenmutz4 @contextdogs LMAOOOO AWWWWWW

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@pootlepress @carolinapoena Hi plz answer our support on your wooblocks plugin!!!!!

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@pootlepress hi! We submitted some support tickets and got no reply 😩😩 desperate and need help regarding templates in wooblocks plz help!!!

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

WE JUST MET @bertkreischer at blue note jazz fest in Napa! BERT LETS HANG WE LOVE U AND L

[nicolle 🇭🇳🍅 @itnicolle]

If he was a waiter at a restaurant and a group of older women were there he would walk up and say “they didn’t tell me there was a 21st birthday happening” and they would eat it up and tip him 30%

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

@BunkPolice Everyone in the thread “did you test Xanax? Asking for a friend!”

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

Make a Bridgerton version of the Disney princess movies RIGHT NOW
Like DAYUM 🥵

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

Just bawling my eyes out watching #queencharlotte 🥲🥲

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

The only reason I’m voting blue is Supreme Court. Can’t risk another conservative Justice. I’m so disappointed in my options 😒😒

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

I’m dead #got #houseofdragons

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

You can’t spell GRiZ without Rizz

[⋆✧maria✧⋆ @mariapavs]

Ok working with gen z is pretty funny