dr. mardog

SCIENCE

[Chukwuma Ezeh @Chukwvma]

Exactly a year ago today I moved to lagos.

I remember how my mother cried that day as she gave me her blessings.

A year later I returned back home and she welcomed a stronger, better, version of her son.

Thread.

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

hats off to the ladies leaving cub with two different varieties of frozen pizzas, two cans of baked beans, a box of frozen mini corn dogs, and a bottle of ketchup

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

goddamn these canadian mixed doubles curlers are amazing

[grodaeu @grodaeu]

Remember folks, the day after tomorrow the curling olympics starts

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

nightmare scenario: stuck at work late and fresh out of desk snacks

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

getting pissed at the reaction, leaving it in time out for an hour, then it magically working is not *great* process chemistry, but I'll take it for today

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

chocolate croissants are the perfect food

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

it's 2018 - why aren't there wet wipes for my butt in the work bathrooms?

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

🎄💩👍🏻

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

praying for a wonderful christmas poop today

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

it’s a rowdy friday night at the mixed doubles curling olympic trials

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

ah yes the one day a year where I panic christmas shop and have a minor mental breakdown

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

dear @2DopeQueens next time you’re in the twin cities get in touch and i’ll take y’all curling. it’s pretty damn fun.

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

curling season starts again!!!!!!!!!!!

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

favorite synonym on MSDS for ferrous sulfate: green vitriol

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

still in bed at noon and it feels great

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

TACO LLAMA WAS ROBBED

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

oh damn the girl who is dressed as uncle sam just threw some shade at the southern judge

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

why don't they have an over 30 llama costume age group

[dr. mardog @mariapoops]

if the taco llama doesn't win this shit is rigged