🔻 maria 🔺

she/her • artistry in blue • phoenix independent • juxtaposition •

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

i was feeling inspired this morning after finals last night, but i regretted everything immediately

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

outside rn looks like my living room when all my friends are over

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

love being in the heart of the terrible air quality today 🤩

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

charge it for 20 minutes while you’re showering it ain’t that hard

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear @apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

bruh i love my new job

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

i wish the olympics were going on rn

[chase @cfree94]

from this to this 🥹

[U.S. Figure Skating @USFigureSkating]

This just in: Synchro9 has officially been named as a debut sport for the Olympic Winter Games Alpes 2030! 🥳 We can't wait to cheer on the first Synchronized Skating Olympians 🙌

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

hot glued on my couch while working my remote job today. dreams do come true 🤩

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

ISO a remote job where i hot glue stuff on my couch all day. any recommendations?

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

@OfficeMax

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

can someone at @officedepot please explain this receipt to me. a $9.98 product with supposedly -$5.60 in promotions cost ma $15??? please show me where i supposedly saved $4.60 because it seems like you ADDED my discount to my price.

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

just found this in my notes and can’t be certain but pretty sure it’s read to the tune of bet on it

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

i wanna know stephanie’s opinion on the blue knights guard uniform

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

no fucking wayyyyy did that guy just propose on the top of the empire state building spire I’m fucking screamingggggg lmaooo

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

whenever i have a carton of eggs in the house, i either cook two for maisy one time and the rest go bad, or i eat 4 in a night and hard boil the rest and eat them all in 24 hours there’s no in between

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

i know netflix just dropped a couple banger docs AND a new season of DCC but please anotha one

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

@jakejenningsts my skin in thinning i need you

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

i miss jake

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

@jakejenningsts i have not been bullied enough the last 8 weeks

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

michael saying “bye love you!” to me whenever we see each other at camp no matter who’s around is so cute hehe

[🔻 maria 🔺 @mariascott16]

you can stick a finger in maisy’s mouth and trust she won’t chomp on you, which is crazy because you cannot stick a finger in MY mouth and trust i won’t chomp down HARD