Maria

“And though she be but little, she is fierce” Ashland and OSU alumna | she/her | spicy pisces

[Maria @mariatherese22]

Just waiting on that Twisted Tea sponsorship

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Maria @mariatherese22]

Love island USA finally took a note from love island UK and THANK GOD, we needed this #LoveIslandUSA

[Maria @mariatherese22]

I would just like to say that on love island uk they love their bombshells and all but one couple is in a throuple and they brought two brothers on and the challenges have led to blow up drama between the women and men, it’s way more entertaining than what USA gives

[dani ☁️✨ @dani_readyforit]

“taylor left the studio after 9 hours”

[caroline 🫶🏼 @GetawayCaroline]

Taylor Swift spotted in the studio

[Daria 💕 @dariacott]

I think you have to at least watch one season of UK to see the show in its purest form. That way you can see what’s missing and what’s been improved on USA. They have fun over there across the pond, a lot of stuff missing from USA they do. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[tasha louise 💗 @eds_afterglow]

Me clocking back in to love island twitter for the next two months #loveisland #loveislanduk

[celia @vinylfolklore]

and fuck anyone who complained about ttpd being too long, i actually needed 31 songs more on that album

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i hate a full flight bc why did u have the same idea as me 🤨

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

1. i knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss
2. i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs
3. the smell of smoke would hang around this long
4. cause i knew EVERYTHING when i was young

[Lisa @elisabetguwanto]

whenever i feel bored or underwhelmed, i always come back to this sentence:

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

It really is true what they say about Vanderpump Rules. You can watch other reality shows and try to chase that high but no other show is even half as good

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i was born in the right generation i love hannah montana and taylor swift