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crucial bitch _ reverse engineer + dev

[ちな @buzz_video_buzz]

機内に謎の生き物が出現。

乗客たちはパニックになり、座席によじ登る人や悲鳴を上げる人で機内は一時大混乱。正体も飼い主も分からない。

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

This woman has a set of rules for ALL of the men in her life.

This includes not driving to meet a man and not paying for anything, ever.

[𝙏𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙊𝙛𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 - COⱯDF II @alwspotterhead]

The most insane facecard ever

[Aurora✨ @aurorab0rea]

girls slowly learning that you can actually just stay hot & skinny by dancing around and being happy for a few hours everyday

[rene @reneimrene]

when i try to tap a post and accidentally hit the grok logo on it and it starts rapidly writing a thesis paper about said tweet so now ive effectively eliminated 5 neighborhoods

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[stuncalis @stuncalisfiles]

she was really trying to help the bitch

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

Still laughing at Zara being drunk as hell and Tyla immediately joining on queening out with her 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/GQdtcYZ6ZA

[uber @myuberislate]

I tried vaping in the plane bathroom because you guys said it's ok and now they're holding the door closed and saying I can't come out until we land

[˖𓍢ִ໋ ⋆SHY MARIE𖧧🎐🪼 @ITS1SHYMARIE]

My gf said Kurt Cobain died of a possible homicide otp I started screaming and falling to my knees bitch I thought she said KIRKO BANGZ

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Imagine having a mental breakdown and the monkey's there just doing parkour 💀

[ClaraBingBong @clarabingbong]

it really is beautiful how fagcent transcends even spoken language

[Zee @MhaskarChief]

He complained about migrants in Sweden and shifted to Japan. A burglar not only stole 90% jewellery, luxury items but also priceless personal memorabilia from his house. Japanese Police didn't do anything as he is a migrant and the burglar was a local. Karma is indeed a bitch

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

when the vape thats been at 0 juice for days finally starts tasting like burnt ipad mini

[em. ꕤ @lovinlanguage]

i think about this video every 2 weeks

[g @34rths]

Born to Kill myself Forced to understand your perspective and where you're coming from

[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

🙄

[recca a @rrkhamrthaa]

she got me every time😭🤣