M A R I A

We're young and in love, heart attacks waiting to happen. So come a little closer, tell me those three little words.

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

@Aidvantage Not me waiting 45 min to talk to a real person for them to final answer to put me back on hold. Your customer service sucks it shouldn’t be this hard to reset a password

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

@OliLondonTV I knew bigots were behind but just now finding out about an ad from 2 years ago really puts it into perspective 😅

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Not me deciding to splurge on a new MacBook. Only for Kylo to chip his tooth and now i have to pay basically the same amount to get his tooth pulled 🙃

[bug girl @buggirl]

this might sound cynical but i’ve always wondered why no billionaire has singlehandedly funded the halting/reversal of climate change solely for the sake of satisfying their narcissism by being able to say they literally saved the entire human race

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two weeks after 19 kids were slaughtered in a texas elementary school, texas lawmakers are finally banning *checks notes* drag queens

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

The amount of attitude Kylo gives me when I won’t let him chill outside is unreal.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The grab em by the pussy party is suddenly very concerned about sexual predators, huh? 🤔

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

@BrendanBishop3 See I kept seeing that but I actually haven’t found a band saying that, just that they didn’t know who they were playing with?

I’m trying for the second weekend now so if it all falls to shit the first I can bail 😅

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Since I didn’t get tickets to When we were Young I’ll will now be spending all that money on tattoos. It’s truly the only way to cope.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

[Yikes! @Cody_Michael_]

Me, in Vegas on October 21, 2022, still in the standby for #WhenWeWereYoungFest

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Washing Kylos collar and all I can think about is Lady and the Tramp where a collars a big deal and now I’m afraid he thinks I’m disowning him 🥺

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Buying a costume before having solid Halloween plans maybe wasn’t the best strategy 🙃

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

“i don’t really like halloween” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Abercrombie & Fitch @Abercrombie]

@Twitter Abercrombie & Glitch

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Someone fly me to LA I just want some In-N-Out

[M A R I A @mariaulmer]

Yo fuck Bob Ross’s brother tho.