Maria Victoria

for the love of dogs

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I am angry tonight.

Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.

ICE makes this city less safe.

We want them out. Now.

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

They gang-raped a Palestinian so brutally he was hospitalised. They did it on camera. When footage leaked, and the rapists were arrested, Israelis rioted to protect them. They said they had the right to rape. The Israeli lawyer who leaked the footage was arrested. This is Israel.

[Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd]

Raping. They raped him.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

2025 is already shaping up to be my worst year yet & I have all the psychics on TikTok telling me to brace myself for this week

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

TiKTok is already crashing. I hate this ban.

[notquitegonzo @notquitegonzo]

Over the next few days there’ll be a thousand columns written failing to mention Luigi Mangione once worked in a nursing home, and saw first hand the merciless punishment we mete out to anyone perverse enough to grow old

Or be poor

uhc ceo killed more americans than bin Laden

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

How do people stay at toxic workplaces? Everyone always judges the individual who job hopped and left a job after a few months, but are we supposed to just stay when the job sucks?

Also, let's start judging these places by their turnover rate instead.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

I see why people just prefer to work with American Express over other banks.

I've been banking with @CharlesSchwab for over a decade now. IRA, brokerage, & checking.

My first time needing to dispute a charge because the company is ghosting me & Schwab tells me I'm out of luck.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

Not me simping over a guy with an "Only God can Judge Me" tattoo.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

Everyone is entering their ebook era

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

I just have to pretend to work for a few more hours before I can go home and nap.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

Like I thought she wanted us to be more aggressive and not be too soft.

But now she's scared?

[annmarie @thisisannmarie]

so let me get this straight…

jackie couldn’t “boss up” and actually attend the reunion?

#LOVEISBLINDreunion #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[YaYa 🧊 @lexipepsi_]

How long have you been waiting for the reunion to start?

#LoveIsBlind #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

@netflix Does she blink? It's throwing me off.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

@netflix Idk what he did but this Josh's fault.

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

Check out this quote: "We live in a patriarchal world—a system that…" - "Financial…" by Tori Dunlap https://t.co/opoeYLuboh

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

Like don't get me wrong- cheating is disgusting and I'm not making light of it at all- but why do the women have to get dragged over these guys that were never worth it to begin with?

Are we really still out here competing over mediocre men?

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

It's National Women's Day in 2023 and it really hit me how 2023 has been all about pitting women against other women, and always over a man.

Shakira vs Clara
Selena vs Hailey (again)
Ariana vs Rachel

[Maria Victoria @mariavictorious]

The majority of my correspondence with people stems from the fact that they're bad at math.