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Proud winner of the worst storyteller award she/her/hers

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A drunk boy hugged me to console the fact I'm deaf, I know, I'm not over it either #thx

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you know, people choose either a shirt that says “big d!ck is back in town” or a cat and I love that for them

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Don’t worry tho, the way I’m feeling the fire is silently singing along and bopping to Olivia rodrigo to refuel my villianry

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I didn’t understand Libras entering their villain era but my doctor refusing to send a referral to another hospital system for a PROCEDURE. The hospital system REQUIRES the other hospital system to submit it or I need to start my process over. Watch out 🔥 I feel the fire

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I am using up the city’s resources - I got stuck in the elevator at work for 10 minutes but my coworker got me out! But the fire department was already called and they’re here to rescue me, I feel bad, should I go back to the elevator

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one of my 21 year old clients at solidcore comes to my class and has walked in and tells me she’s hungover at least 3 separate times. And she’s at a solidcore class? I’d be vomming, I could never 😂

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I went on a wine walk ONCE and the girl I was with would need to pause so I pause and finish my wine and say “DONE” and it was in front of a halfway house I didn’t know existed, I’m so sorry 💀

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As you inevitably stumble upon those horrific images of the Allen Texas shooting victims, remember there are Republican members of Congress that proudly wear this pin to glorify the gun that was used to kill them. Then, get ready to vote them the f’ck out in 2024. 🔥

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I never thought I’d be the adult bitch that would say “text me when you get home!” to my sister in law who lives in the duplex next to me wtf

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not me having to prove that I make 1/3 of my rent and then they increase our rent by 33% whut

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I thought my mental health was pretty decent for the first week of daylight savings but my job said I can’t use my walking pad anymore and that was my breaking point, maybe I’m not well lmao

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People keep asking if married life feels different and I said no but last night I fell asleep cuddling Joel at 9pm and he stayed up until midnight watching HGTV

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When @m_spiceo is trying to help me wedding plan and we went down a 2 hour rabbit hole of acrylic and what double-sided tape is clear - wedding postponed

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this should not be the norm and I am with you, however you defend yourself.

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The fact I have thought about this for YEARS - and he tells me I’m crazy. No remorse and actually may not have remembered. That is terrifying and fuck that. Fuck him and fuck men who think they can get away with anything.

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I was like “you did that” and he again called me crazy - the fact he fucking gaslighted me or may not even have REMEMBERED - terrifying- fuck men and roe v Wade being overturned with men out there doing what they want with women

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He said “you’re crazy, I went to pike high school” I mentioned my high school and he was like “I only went there for one year” 4/—

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I walked up to him and asked if he remembered that comment and he said “me?! I would never say that” and then I mentioned that sexual assault (3/—-)

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and this man (boy in high school) turned it around and said “I would only fuck her with a bag on her head” which reallly messed with my self worth (2 of idk)

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I saw a man who sexually assaulted me in the senior stairwell in high school tonight and I became so ENRAGED (1 of idek)