❝ that’s what I do. fall out of the sky, make bad decisions, and somehow everyone still follows me. ❞
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀lizabethar lavellan. dalish elf. rogue. herald of andraste. inquisitor. ships w/ chem. era flexible. adult themes ahead. another by #ᴘᴇɴᴇᴍᴜᴇʟ
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Because you're still here, watching me, which means you're suffering through my company just as much as I am yours, and misery loves company, right?
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The day THAT woman finally vanishes into the woods for good will be the happiest day of my life, though knowing my luck, she'll probably come back just to steal my cheese. *💢
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Oh, absolutely, I'll get right on that, just as soon as you tell me which hole you're planning on crawling into so I can be sure we're not in the same one.
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That sounds utterly ridiculous. I'm a Grey Warden, not some paranoid old woman in a fairy tale.
. . . Though I suppose if I did find a pin in my boot, I'd never hear the end of it from Morrigan.
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She hasn't?! O-oh no, no… That doesn't sound good at all, my friend.
I would check under my bed too if I were you. I've heard tales of folk finding things they never placed there.