hal

fresh out the stall

[loid @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg

[hoecrusher👹 锄头破碎机 @baseballmemes03]

used all the butter in the house to make cookies that sucked

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Fart blew both my legs clean off

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

girl that’s venom GET NAKED STAT

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

how i feel putting a song on my ig story

[Ki @Kitranada]

Espresso Martini just hit the blood stream

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[darcy @pinkorchestra]

literally lady danbury arriving to every ball

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I hate strangers. Who the fuck are you?

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

i've ran errands you wouldn't fucking believe

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

happy international women's day

[lemun @pragunwastaken]

LGBTQ (let’s get biryani tonight queen)

[Big Boobed MIB @MIB42069]

Me: this soda is so good

My friend that eats ice: