marie :)

probably hyper focused on something stupid

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

Just drive by a sex/vape shop

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

Just had a 13 top no show… gonna flag her name as rotten cunt in resy

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

My coworker: who’s that hot Irish giraffe??
Immediately said “oh Hozier??”

[🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅 @tigergoodsmusic]

can you imagine how hard an ice cold coke WITH the cocaine in it probably hit… smh born too late

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

This was followed by an inquiry on what scallions are

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

I had a table ask me what pickled radish was tonight… I short circuited for like 20 seconds before saying it’s radish that’s been pickled

[klawpi @karnyfexy]

siempre son las personas más fascinantes e inteligentes aquellas que se la pasan drogándose

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

@aklimbly I hope it can help out????

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

Wearing flannel lined jeans to work bc it looks like jeans, but it feels like pajamas

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

That’s some shit that’ll make my nips hard oh my GOD

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape

[beautiful princess @mandiecomputer]

i like autistic people whose special interest is drugs

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

Ripping vape through my nose so I don’t get dry socket🤪 it’s stopping the withdrawals, but it’s so unsatisfying, that first rip back is gonna go CRAZY

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Lady Gaga’s reaction to someone smoking in the front row 😭

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

That doctor was a prick AND his nos BLOWS

[marie :) @mariebraincell]

Someone is about to professionally drug me and steal my teeth I’m so afraid