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here for a good time

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

No one:

RuPaul every Drag Race episode: Hello, hello, hello

[ً @artfuIchaos]

November doesn’t even have afternoons. you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow

[Premier League @premierleague]

Max Dowman has become England U21’s youngest-ever player at 16 years, 10 months and 13 days old 💫

The @Arsenal youngster breaks the record previously held by Jude Bellingham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Max Dowman currently holds these records:

👕 Youngest starter in Premier League history
⚽ Youngest goalscorer in Premier League history
🏆 Youngest player to win the Premier League
🌟 Youngest player in Champions League history
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Youngest player to feature for England U17s and U19s
🆕 Youngest player to feature for England U21s

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marc Cucurella on Harry Kane Ballon d’Or: “I wouldn't say it was unfair, because if you look at his numbers, they're the kind of numbers Harry Kane might never replicate again. In that sense, he's had an outstanding season. That said, personally, I would have given it to Mbappé or Lamine”.

“They are players I'd turn on the TV to watch as a football fan, you know what I mean? So it's not that Kane didn't deserve it, but I have to say I was a bit surprised”, told @elchiringuitotv.

[Monica Best @btckeeker]

I wonder if the Microsoft Outlook engineers are stuck in their own vicious cycle of Authenticator prompts?

[M @mariee_bbs]

🤣🤣

[maybe: xavier (reigning nba champ knicks enjoyer) @couldbexav]

already left work brother, god bless

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

EXCLUSIVE: Bruno Fernandes has rejected a second contract offer from Manchester United.

The club captain rejected United’s first proposal in the summer.

United have more recently followed up with improved terms, but Fernandes is not yet satisfied and so further negotiations are anticipated.

More from @lauriewhitwell and @AdamCrafton_: https://t.co/btMZF5uwmA

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Mauricio Pochettino to become Manchester United boss on 2.5yr contract. Deal until summer 2029 + 54yo expected to lead #USMNT over int’l break & then arrive at #MUFC in time for Liverpool. Announcement as soon as Friday. W/ @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/7BwWN81Epk

[H.I.M @CV7_J5]

Arda Guler are you Maddddd 🔥🔥☄️
Best free kick I have seen since that Messi vs Liverpool free kick

[Juice @CFCJuice]

They sacked 5 managers in a row before winning 5 games in a row 😂😂

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Israel has once again bombed the Nasser Hospital in Gaza.

At least six people have died with 20+ others wounded. Dr. Rizk Abu Shaira, who featured in the documentary ‘American Doctor’, was killed in the strike.

📸: Abed Rahim Khatib

[AT @lifeoftasin]

Amad didnt score a single goal under him.......

[𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 🇬🇭 @Jakewan4]

@FabrizioRomano Who will tell them that their problem is not a coach ?

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Michael Carrick & coaching staff informed by Manchester United of decision to part company. 45yo + main backroom team members already departed Carrington after receiving news. #USMNT boss Mauricio Pochettino lined up to take over at #MUFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/hhcmBHj0aC

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

The signs were clear

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

applied for a job on Pornhub as a joke and got cast as the wife who leaves the house while her husband gets fcked

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ https://t.co/1fNqrP7gHd

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Cristiano Ronaldo is now just 15 goals away from becoming the first player in history to score 1,000 official career goals 🤯