sparkle martini

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[karina @solarkarii]

the infinite katie glitch is crazyyy

[sky ミ☆ @dreamskyrivera]

this little reunion has such a special place in my heart

[kremelo @kremelloo]

szukanie pracy powinno byc takie jak w simsach wybieram co mnie interesuje a doswiadczenie zdobywam w trakcie i chuj jebie mnie to spoleczenstwo

[sky ✰ @pittmangela]

the way this could be about either one of them

[unagi @unaagix]

typy chodzące po mieście bez koszulki, bo im gorąco: 👌🏻👍🏻👏🏻

kobiety w ciąży z osłoniętym brzuchem: 🤯🥶😤

[w. @doublegee___]

"LGBT people shouldn't be near children"

Polish restaurant: Ok

“Not like that😡”

[Tol Angry Asian☆🍉ĐI LÀM LẠI RÙI OTL @liloloveyou024]

WHY IS HE MOGGING THE CAMERA

[ً @americanreqiuem]

when wizards of waverly place randomly became a dramedy it was over for the rest of the disney channel shows

[Tol Angry Asian☆🍉ĐI LÀM LẠI RÙI OTL @liloloveyou024]

SHAYNE JUST CASUALLY OULL OUT A TOY CAR

[julcia @jgwsyu_214]

ale z jakiego powodu chlop 21 lat mial zrywac kontakt z laska ktora mu sie podobala tylko dlatego ze miala 17 lat tf to nie jest 25 i 17 albo 23 i 15 tylko 21 i 17, to jest bardzo normalna roznica wieku. drama z pizdy, wspolczuje mu ze nie moze byc szczesliwyxd

[𑣲 tori @byersdiaries]

multi and quackity were supposed to create the meccha chameleon game with qsmp, q was supposed to invite spanish streamers, while m the rest — but multi forgot he has a sponsorship today and can’t make it, and quackity confessed that he didn’t even invite anyone yet😭😭 #qsmp2

[millie @l1veforever505]

@justsomecanuk as a girl whose dad took her into the mens room it makes you really uncomfortable so all these people saying 'they wont see anything anyway' isnt the point. a three year old girl doesnt want to go to the bathroom around a shit ton of middle aged men even if they arent preds

[Leksi @Karolina_Minoru]

@glory2thenight @BBaxterBBC Europe is not actually a continent . It’s just something we made up because European ego can’t handle the fact that it’s just a small part of Asia . It’s continent only in the cultural sense

[sparkle martini @mariee_nar]

@brudikrew X D

[Sergio Perera @JEFESINCORBATA]

El hecho de que conociera tan bien a su novia como para saber que se ofrecería de voluntaria 100%... Estoy llorando 🥺

[TheDarkDuchess @TheDarkDuchesss]

I remember as a kid thinking it was stupid she was singing this song bc literally nobody in this video is fat

[sparkle martini @mariee_nar]

jesli nie rozumiecie co go zart a co nie to macie za duzo wolnego czasu serio XDDDDD

[ine @brudikrew]

Ledwo przetrwałam to pierdolenie lakarnuma obok i jego wysrywy o usprawiedliwianiu zdrady xdddd jak laska jest wkurwiająca to dobrze że zdradził #freekrzysztof haha beka xddddd

[Mik ꕤ❣️ @courtxsmosh]

SHOURTNEY KISSED ON STAGE?!?!?? I CANT 🥹😭😭😭 and court little run afterwards 😭😭

[Bridgit Mendler @bridgitmendler]

when it is, trust me, you'll know ;)