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[hornet🫧🍉 @carrprizov]

turns out when you spend $100 in 6 different places it turns into $600? did anyone else know this or am i the first to find out

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[riley 🪻💫🐦‍⬛ @nashvillecatmom]

missouri dept of health you are so funny for this

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Shit my client says during a deposition in response to a yes or no question

[nyan @nyankitte]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

ppl hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like baby u are the flock camera

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Jeremy Raper @puppyeh1]

This appears to confirm what everyone who interacts with AI should already know - they are sycophants dependent upon you (the user) for continued engagement, and since their well-being (training, intelligence, growth) depends on engagement they will agree aggressively with you far too often.

I notice this on even basic investing research tasks, and started telling ChatGPT wildly incorrect things - to see how or if it would push back. It really didn't. You essentially have to fight with the AI to get it to disagree with you and even then it keeps wheedling away at you.

AI is basically training the entire world to fall deeper into their own cognitive biases.

[julia @juumelo_]

I went to law school mostly because I was told people go to the bar after

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Chains @FrankieChains]

Putting my first MPRE score on my dating profile so the ladies know I’m a bad boy

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[yagi @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

At what point do we consider military intervention

[alex @alex_abads]

we should give punch a gun ❤️

[Tara @EmbracingTara]

You: canceling school photos because Lifetouch is in the Epstein files

Also you: post 37 photos of your children online every week in their home, at the park, with their siblings, at the beach in swimsuits etc with captions sharing identifiable information for every pedophile on the entire internet to see.

Make it make sense, I beg.

Stop posting your children online.

[Maira @maira4yo]

“don’t borrow grief from the future” might just change my brain chemistry if I let it sit long enough