pov: we’re foraging in the woods together♡
i take you to the deepest part, forcing you to walk through all the webs and spiders while i confidently give you every suspicious mushroom and toxic looking berry. “yeah babe, these are definitely fine, eat them” :3
then i push you straight into a bush of stinging nettles, so you come out covered in ticks and spiders. i leave you there with no food, no water, no sense of direction, and go home
if i ever give you my snap/tele, that is NOT a lifetime pass. six months later and you’re STILL trying to readd me? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHO U ARE. embarrassing. if you want my attention, you already know the correct way to get it.
my favourite genre of sub are the ones who larp as if they knew me in high school 😭like yeah!! of course i bullied you and now you wanna send me all your money