ma-realest

i own more beatles shirts than years i will live probably she/her

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

UO just TEXTED me.... bitch we broke up

[Stuff_By_Mark @The_Ren1981]

A recap of one of my favourite things that I did this year, the 'Beatles songs reimagined as film posters' series. A little tribute to The Beatles and mid century graphic design.

[shmerra @sierrashmerra]

“dude, i am so sorry my hair got in your butthole”

[Aminé @heyamine]

HAPPY 1 YEAR TO MY BABY

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

@kurtisconner Kung Pow. it’s a gem

[shmerra @sierrashmerra]

i’m wearing lipstick today let me give you a smooch

[shmerra @sierrashmerra]

September 1st look I guess

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

we have mario/wario and luigi/waluigi so where’s beach and qaisy

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

@sierrashmerra @KayHotDam excuse me, what is non-drinkable chicken noodle soup

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

“as the late kurt cobain once said ‘entertain us,’ and that’s what i’m here to do today”

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

@STFUaboutgatsby thank u ☺️❤️

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

ben said i give off a lactose intolerant vibe and honestly i’m astonished what does that mean

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

“it’s hard to be funny when i don’t know anything about lactose”

[shmerra @sierrashmerra]

Dying, dead, I texted the group chat “hi guys I love you” and Kelsey’s immediate response was “are you gonna kill yourself”

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Footage of a real live quick change I did during a Shakespearean play

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

@timberdonahue7 maybe i’m just dirty-minded but this sounds little weird dude

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

i’m not even at the bowling alley in medford but if you know you know

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

you can get fucked up at the bowling alley in medford

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

you can get fucked up at the bowling alley in medford

[shmerra @sierrashmerra]

don’t mind me, just wining and dining the birthday girl

[ma-realest @marielhellawell]

i’ve been told that i’ve fallen off as one of the funniest people on twitter so i’m back to say that the bar i’m currently in has an occupancy of 69 and eisenhower is on the wall